Thrive

Vova into his parents' room and knocked on the door, and saw them are xxx.
- What are you doing? - He asked.
- Well - his mother replied after a moment confused - I was sitting on Dad's stomach to small it down.
- Inutile - Vova shook her head - her neighbors tomorrow to blow it up
-?!!

Visit the situation

Upon arrival, the accident occurred: a worker fell from the fourth floor of the newly built house. After the visit, the teacher focuses the students to draw lessons from this case:
- According to you, why the worker from fell?
Masa hand up:
- Dear teacher, because he does not comply with labor safety rules.
- Maybe so, anyone have any other ideas?
Kolia:
- Ladies, maybe he has a cold.
- Not exclude this possibility. Vova, what do you think?
- he fell because berated me!
- So what?
- he shouted: the other guy, do not shake the ladder!

Vova practice draw

Vova's father was a teacher invited to the meeting.All over his body plastered bandages and wearing a skirt, has trudged into the class, he had heard her mention the child:
- You see this! Vova draw flies on nails on the teacher's desk.I beat one, and bleeding hands.
- Oh dear! That leaves gently. look at me, this is the result of his mother was painted on the pile of glass!
- Oh....! 

Contacts book

 

Vova complained to his sitting at the same table:
- Yesterday I was godfather hit 2 times.
- Why?
- The first time I gave him the contacts in which all the bad points and the teacher's line of felony mischief. The second was when hi realized that it was his old contact book.

Nonsense

During biological time, the woman teacher asked the students:
- Why are soles so slim?
Vova hand:
- Lady, because it was "on top" by whale!
The teacher could not control:
- out off the class, and do not back to class without your parents.
We continue the study. Anyone know, why the shrimp's eyes big and bulges?
Vova was out the door but still said:
- Lady, because the shrimp were also present in the side and saw it all.

When Vova not know think Rubbish

 
In a contest, "What do we know about women?" magazine's "Women" organization. The winner is 10-year-old, Vova

And this is a letter to the organizers from a candidate:
I knew a woman from the age of 18, I am 68 years old, so that the organizers claim that a child dick more women know about me?

Reply of the organizing committee:
In our first question: Where most women curly hair? (hair and coat with Russian general one), he correctly answered, "In Africa", did you reply, illustrator anymore?
Our second question: the most important parts of women? He correct answer is "Women's World", is how you replied, also illustrated again?
My third question offered: Women's monthly anxiously waiting for something? He answered correctly that "Women's Journal". As for yours, you replied? May you not illustrated!

Heard all of the candidates "understand women" was voted the most shocking essay of the year!

Vova's Story

Vova always sits with Natasa in the bus. One day, Vova plucked up the courage to take a piece of paper for Natasa, written on it:
"I love you, if you agree to make friends with me you bring back this piece of paper for me, and if you don't assent then throw it out the window,please."
A later Natasa moved to the old paper, Vova was pleased to open the view, written on it:
"Not open window".