Admission after a week, Vova boring school, not doing homework again, the female teacher asked why? Vova said, because the program is too low compared to his level and Vova ask her for secondary education.she leads Vova to the headmaster office to presented the story. Headmaster both believe and doubt, talk to the teacher that he would asked Vova some questions of science, and she will ask Vova about general knowledge, if Vova answer correctly he will be promoted..
After
1 hour of "torture" Vova with questions about science, Vova also
answered correctly, headmaster very pleased and gave the teacher asked
about general knowledge.
Teacher: - what have a big one and small one?Principal stunned.Vova: - Crabs.
Teacher: - What is in your pants, but I haven't?
Headmaster green face.
Vova: - Yes, 2 pockets..
Teacher: - where is the place, women have the most curly hairy?Headmaster shaking.Vova: - Yes, in Africa.
Teacher: - What I have between my two legs?Headmaster was dumbfounded.Vova: - Yes the knee.
Teacher: - What is always wet on me??
principal gasped.
Vova: - it is the tongue.
Teacher: - What is it soft but harder into my hands for a while?
principal did not dare look at teacher.
Vova: - nail polish.
Teacher: - What is it long like a banana, I took a moment it flowing water?
principal nearly fainted .
Vova: - the cream.
Headmaster sweat beads, motioned teachers do not ask again and told Vova:
- I let you ... go straight to college, I ... answer no questions at all!?
Vova: -?!!!
Natasha, Anto and Vova talk to each other..
- My uncle is a teacher, so people called him "Teacher". Natasha said
- Anto continued - My uncle better than, he is priest, he is called "Daddy or father".
- finally, Vova said - My uncle is the best, saw him from a distance, people say "oh god"!
- What does he do? - Natasha and Anto in unison
- He is ... "The bully"!!!
Vova into his parents' room and knocked on the door, and saw them are xxx.
- What are you doing? - He asked.
- Well - his mother replied after a moment confused - I was sitting on Dad's stomach to small it down.
- Inutile - Vova shook her head - her neighbors tomorrow to blow it up
-?!!
Upon arrival, the accident occurred: a worker fell from the fourth floor of the newly built house. After the visit, the teacher focuses the students to draw lessons from this case:
- According to you, why the worker from fell?
Masa hand up:
- Dear teacher, because he does not comply with labor safety rules.
- Maybe so, anyone have any other ideas?
Kolia:
- Ladies, maybe he has a cold.
- Not exclude this possibility. Vova, what do you think?
- he fell because berated me!
- So what?
- he shouted: the other guy, do not shake the ladder!
Vova's father was a teacher invited to the meeting.All over his body plastered bandages and wearing a skirt, has trudged into the class, he had heard her mention the child:
- You see this! Vova draw flies on nails on the teacher's desk.I beat one, and bleeding hands.
- Oh dear! That leaves gently. look at me, this is the result of his mother was painted on the pile of glass!
- Oh....!
Vova complained to his sitting at the same table:
- Yesterday I was godfather hit 2 times.
- Why?
- The first time I gave him the contacts in which all the bad points and the teacher's line of felony mischief. The second was when hi realized that it was his old contact book.
During biological time, the woman teacher asked the students:
- Why are soles so slim?
Vova hand:
- Lady, because it was "on top" by whale!
The teacher could not control:
- out off the class, and do not back to class without your parents.
We continue the study. Anyone know, why the shrimp's eyes big and bulges?
Vova was out the door but still said:
- Lady, because the shrimp were also present in the side and saw it all.
