Vova in grade 1

 

Admission after a week, Vova boring school, not doing homework again, the female teacher asked why? Vova said, because the program is too low compared to his level and Vova ask her for secondary education.she leads Vova to the headmaster office to presented the story. Headmaster both believe and doubt, talk to the teacher that he would asked Vova some questions of science, and she will ask Vova about general knowledge, if Vova answer correctly he will be promoted..
After 1 hour of "torture" Vova with questions about science, Vova also answered correctly, headmaster very pleased and gave the teacher asked about general knowledge.
Teacher: - what have a big one and small one?Principal stunned.Vova: - Crabs.
Teacher: - What is in your pants, but I haven't?
Headmaster green face.
Vova: - Yes, 2 pockets..
Teacher: - where is the place, women have the most curly hairy?Headmaster shaking.Vova: - Yes, in Africa.
Teacher: - What I have between my two legs?Headmaster was dumbfounded.Vova: - Yes the knee.
Teacher: - What is always wet on me??
principal gasped.
Vova: - it is the tongue.
Teacher: - What is it soft but harder into my hands for a while?
principal did not dare look at  teacher.
Vova: - nail polish.
Teacher: - What is it long like a banana, I took a moment it flowing water?
principal nearly fainted .
Vova: - the cream.
 
Headmaster sweat beads, motioned teachers do not ask again and told Vova:
- I let you ... go straight to college, I ... answer no questions at all!?
 
Vova: -?!!!