When Vova not know think Rubbish

 
In a contest, "What do we know about women?" magazine's "Women" organization. The winner is 10-year-old, Vova

And this is a letter to the organizers from a candidate:
I knew a woman from the age of 18, I am 68 years old, so that the organizers claim that a child dick more women know about me?

Reply of the organizing committee:
In our first question: Where most women curly hair? (hair and coat with Russian general one), he correctly answered, "In Africa", did you reply, illustrator anymore?
Our second question: the most important parts of women? He correct answer is "Women's World", is how you replied, also illustrated again?
My third question offered: Women's monthly anxiously waiting for something? He answered correctly that "Women's Journal". As for yours, you replied? May you not illustrated!

Heard all of the candidates "understand women" was voted the most shocking essay of the year!

Vova's Story

Vova always sits with Natasa in the bus. One day, Vova plucked up the courage to take a piece of paper for Natasa, written on it:
"I love you, if you agree to make friends with me you bring back this piece of paper for me, and if you don't assent then throw it out the window,please."
A later Natasa moved to the old paper, Vova was pleased to open the view, written on it:
"Not open window".

Little Johnny Boy

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
- “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
- After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
- The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
- “No, I’m but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”

Dreams

One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "Maybe you’ll find out tonight…," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled:"The Meaning of Dreams."

Flies

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

His military etiquette

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.
Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!

Passing an exam

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will keep them for five more years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"